Revelations from our recent trip back east to Quistilton family headquarters:

Rest stops are called “Pee Barns.”

If you talk about it, it will come, as in, “Be sure to let me know if you have to pee, so I can stop at a pee barn.” (10-second pause) “Mama, I have to pee now.”

The proper attire for “Sun Ballet,” apparently performed only when the temperature is 12 degrees: Bathing suit, tutu, and feathered open-toe slippers.