Please, Floor, Swallow Me Up…

While we were eating dinner at a restaurant tonight, the Wee One looked at a woman sitting at the next table and said, "Why is that lady eating her banana with a fork?" "Oh I don't know, it's less messy," I said, fussing with my sandwich. The Wee One looked at her again and said, in her most piercing voice, "Chinese people don't know how to eat bananas!"

Just don't ask me, because no, I have no idea why, or how…